so, it’s a show? it’s a lifestyle. it’s a religion.

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

THE MOTHERFUCKING SHADE.

Apparently Snapchat live video chat thingy is not designed for long conversations with people on the other side of the world. Who knew?

sugar-soul:

*gasp* Friend is lonely?

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on my way friend… woah wait…yes

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I dance to maek you happy

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did friend like dance?

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I shall battle the sadness!

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friend isso pretty, they shouldnt feel sad or lonely

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lots of people love friend!  they’re funny

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I give huggles to friend

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when friend is happy, we are happy

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remember to smile okay? Smile as you read this!

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you are not alone friend. I am here. Be happy.

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SHIBE OUT!

jaybarou:

I have the feeling that Vetinari would be the kind of ruler to ban all the books he wants ankh morporkians to read.

as-seen-on-disney:

thefailestofthemall:

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

_____ _____ __W__. That’s it, that’s my name.

D. That’s all I got.

TH OG BUTO

gh0stcity:

There’s an abundance of bad things happening right now, and it’s hard not to be sucked into that black hole of sadness, so let’s have a puppy party shall we.

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Because, let’s face it, dogs never grow up.

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mattyxy:

I hit myself in the forehead with my car door and now I have a massive bump on my head.
In other news, I’m sitting at home taking a ridiculous amount of photobooth selfies because I have nothing better to do on sundays.

you’d be surprised how often this stuff happens to Matty

mattyxy:

I hit myself in the forehead with my car door and now I have a massive bump on my head.

In other news, I’m sitting at home taking a ridiculous amount of photobooth selfies because I have nothing better to do on sundays.

you’d be surprised how often this stuff happens to Matty

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.